republicansaredomesticterrorists:
Ron Desantis is doing the Hitler speedrun.
republicansaredomesticterrorists:
Ron Desantis is doing the Hitler speedrun.
Cunk on Earth | Philomena’s Castle
This is brilliantly performed, but my God the Sound Department for this sequence deserve an EGOT and a Medal of Honor.
Mortifying ordeal of telling a funny story from your actual life to a group of people at school and someone saying they saw the same story on tumblr, meaning the only way to defend your honor would be to out yourself as the author of the tumblr post (unthinkable)
This is like the modern version of those ballads where a man is accused of murder but can’t prove his innocence because his alibi is that he was with his friend’s wife.
barely-living-wizard-apprentice:
why are spells stored in dusty old tomes why aren’t they audiobooks
*puts headphones on* this is gonna be so fucking efficient… *400 million kilovolts of lightning eject from the speakers*
babe wake up first usa stripper union jus won !!!!!!
Plants what now
There needs to be more research done into this, and as of now we can’t say why the sounds happen but. WHAT.
I knew they could hear noises but apparently they MAKE noises too
Cats knocking over houseplants just got a lot more vindictive
SHUT UPPPP
hello gay little people on my gay little website i just wanted to remind you to -dink water -smile -show childlike wonder at gods creation -bite at least one person you dont like -meow
Ylfa Snorgelsson/Red Riding Hood (Dimension 20)
“Forced to eat Death/the Big Bad Wolf to survive and absorbed his power (lycanthropy). She dies and is resurrected even more wolf-like, gets mentored by Death, and saves him from being destroyed. She sacrifices the memory of her grandmother—her last tether to humanity—to take up the mantle of the Big Bad Wolf (literally—she’s wearing his skin as a cloak now) and become Death. In doing so, she has a vision of killing her grandmother’s grandmother just as the Big Bad Wolf killed her–but not her, because it wasn’t her time. At the end of the campaign, she divides her human self from her wolf self—the little girl stays behind to have a mortal life, while the other half of Ylfa truly and finally embraces Death. Her story is about her grappling with the horror and grief of loss and death, culminating in her metaphorical death to become “the end of all stories”. Her grandmother was eaten, but “I met Death and Death wants me to live.””The Amazing Karnak (Ride the Cyclone)
“Karnak is a novelty machine, clearly with sentience, that can predict the exact time and place of somebody’s death. He himself was shut down, but successfully predicted the deaths of the St. Cassian Chamber Choir before they died in a rollercoaster accident. Karnak seems to have a limited sort of control over human mortality, as he has the ability to bring people back from the dead, but he himself seems to be trapped in an eternal purgatory, not quite active, not quite defunct. He knows of his own death, of his own mortality, and it doesn’t bother him. Despite not being human, he represents human mortality in a strange, awfully comedic way.”End Avatar Bracket Round 3 Bout 3
Ylfa Snorgelsson/Red Riding Hood (Dimension 20)
The Amazing Karnak (Ride the Cyclone)
being a girl and hitting puberty is so traumatic. you go from being a genderless little free thing to being hit with shaving and makeup and growing breasts and skincare and menstruation and suddenly being sexualised when like a few years ago you could take your shirt off to play in the stream and trade yugioh cards with the boys and come home covered in mud and not even think about it. and then you spend years hating being a girl and hating everything puberty did to you and wishing you could be a boy or be completely genderless again and it takes you Many years to come to terms with yourself Or you simply try to Lean In to everything and do makeup tutorials on YouTube and claim it’s for fun. like how can this be treated as normal
trans people AND cis women 🤝 struggling to exist in a marked body which the world wants to shape, control and project meaning on to against your will
Okay everyone can u guess what this is an ad for?
I was so wrong
“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma
and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND
I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody:
zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/noun
- a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).
ISN’T THAT AWESOME??
#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one
She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.
What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?
IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!
I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!
One I’ve loved was “on their weekend trip they caught three fish and a cold”
I love these they’re like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase
i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every week
i hope your tuesday is fine